If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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