FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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