It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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