I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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