it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I AM VODKA MAN
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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