Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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