honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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