Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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