Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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