How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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