At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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