By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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