I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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