Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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