Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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