is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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