dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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