I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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