Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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