i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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