There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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