I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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