cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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