The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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