You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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