This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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