thus making me awesome and them whores
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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