Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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