i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
His nipple licking is glorious
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