Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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