Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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