Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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