on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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