No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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