Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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