Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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