just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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