Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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