Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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