im having a threesome with these popsicles
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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