Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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