love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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