you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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