There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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