found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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