Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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