I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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