I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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