Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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