she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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